Maria-sensei only eats potato chips.
Not eating any good food is really bad for the health.
We're not eating that well either, though...
Did you say something?
You, who accompanies a blood relative of the noble children of the night,
if you flirt with the underlings of the abominable Church, a great catastrophe will occur.
It seems that I have awoken from my long slumber.
You're up early, Kobato.
This morning's offering seems quite elaborate.
It's not all for breakfast; some of it is for lunch.
Really? What for, An-cha—
My kin... You finally realized my greatness, and wanted to show your respect?
Didn't I tell you about it yesterday?
That Maria girl doesn't eat well, so I figured I would make her some lunch.
Of course, I made some for Kobato too.
So my offering is really meant for that Maria...
What did you say?
Nothing!
Hey, where are you going?
Breakfast is nearly ready.
Kobato!
An-chan... you idiot.
mada mada zutto gyutto hajiketeru
Still rejecting them tightly
angai nanka hamattenjan
You're surprisingly good at this
hitomishiri shiteru hima ni ha-ji-me-yo-u
Knowing our shyness, it's the chance to start
tomodachi tsukuchatte asonjatte yeah!
Make friends and play! Yeah!
futsuu ni miete jitsu ha chou samishii
I might seem normal but in fact im really lonely
mousou nara bye-bye-bye
Bye bye to my delusions
shinyuu nara inai-nai-nai
I don't don't don't have any close friends
nan no fujiyuu mo naku, dakedo tarinai
I don't have any impairment, but still something is lacking
riajuu kara tooi-tooi-tooi
I'm far far far from having fulfilling days
shinyuu nara inai-nai-nai
I don't don't don't have any close friends
zannen doushi de atsuamattara
If unfortunate fellows gather together
Ah, yosou ga dekinai tenkai wo
Ah, series of events that you can't predict
shiraiyo funda
Feels like you're falling
sowa sowa zettai zettai nozakitai
Man, man I really wanna peek!
konkai kyakka shitakunaitte
I'm saying I dont want to be rejected
tsumannai puraido nante
Take your boring pride
sugukicchatte furikicchatte
And get rid of it now
zannen kara shitemitara
If you were in the misfortunates' shoes
angai nanka hamattenjan
You're surprisingly good at this
butsukatte dogimagiatte
Fighting, getting upset
mitsukeyou
Let's find it
tomodachi tsukuchatte asonjatte yeah!
Make friends and play! Yeah!
zettai zettai nozakitai you!
I really really wanna peek at you!
sutekicchatte furikicchatte Yes!
Cast it aside, shake it off Yes!
doudai doudai sokontoko
Whaddya think? Whaddya think? You over there!
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Now SAGA
Battle
Locked
Full-on
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in
What's wrong, coming here now?
Again? Eating nothing but potato chips is bad for your body.
It's fine. The lunch for the Sisters is disgusting, and looks like shit.
Look at this!
When did you...
I did some work for Yozora, and she gave them to me!
She's taming you with food?
I guess it can't be helped.
Here.
Th-This... Kodaka, you made this?
You're giving it to me?
What are you after? You want a higher position? Prestige?
I don't really need any of that.
Oh, but give me back the box, because I need it if I'm going to bring you lunch again tomorrow.
Why are you being so nice to me, Kodaka?
Are you God's apostle?
When I see you, Maria, it reminds me of my sister when she was little.
I can't leave you alone.
Kodaka has a little sister?
So that's why I always thought you acted like a big brother.
I guess.
Well, I'm going back to the classroom.
Don't eat too many potato chips.
Okay, Onii-chan!
Onii-chan?
So, a rumour has spread that Kodaka eats his lunch early.
I'm sorry, Bro.
I see that my refreshments did not suffice?
No, no.
Thanks.
Onii-chan!
That lunch was really delicious!
Compared to that, Yozora's potato chips are shit!
You give nothing but shit, you idiotic piece of shit dumbass Yozora!
HUH?
That was a lie. The potato chips were good too.
Having a little girl call you "Onii-chan"...
Kodaka-senpai, are you into little sisters?
There's no way I would make anyone call me that...
Kodaka is really a brother, so I'm calling him that too.
If only I could get inside one of these games...
N-Not like that! That was just a normal joke, or rather, I just wanted to try saying it!
Sena-senpai, you can't get inside a game,
but I have a game that simulates the experience.
Really?
Why do you have something like that?
I helped with its development, so I have a prototype.
Do you want to try it?
I'll try it! I'll try it!
So I have to put this on?
That's right.
From the international company Largehard, this could be released all over the world!
It has a new type of head-mounted display, and they plan to release this personal software at the same time:
3D, interactive, super-epic fantasy RPG, "Romancing Saga 14 - Trial Version".
Why Saga?
The company is located in the Saga Prefecture.
That's the only reason?
What the hell?
It's pitch black; I can't see a thing.
I'm booting up the software now; please wait a moment.
Saga: The Final Frontier.
Why!?
The current prefectural governor, in order to put an end to this world,
summoned the Devil King from a parallel universe.
He plans the destruction of the world with that power.
Saga Prefecture
~
Valhalla Castle
The opening is really long, so I'm going to skip that.
I really wanted to hear more about Valhalla Castle...
To start, you have to make a character, but the only thing you can choose is its occupation.
Please pick whichever you'd like.
Valhalla castle...
Umm...
A
Class Selection
A
Samurai
A
Magician
A
Gunner
A
Knight
A
Magician
A
Samurai
A
Gunner
A
Blacksmith
I guess I'll do this one?
Kodaka-senpai!
What the... that's an amazing appearance.
Since I chose "Gunner", I came out like this.
But Senpai's is pretty amazing too.
Is it?
From the menu, if you choose "Equipment" you can check out your appearance.
What is this?
I'm pretty sure I chose a magician...
There's an urban legend on the 'net that if you remain a virgin until you're 30, you can become a magician.
That is the appearance of a guy who became a splendid magician.
I don't want to be that kind of magician.
And anyway, this guy doesn't even know any magic!
When one says they're a magician, it's really just a title...
Wasn't that supposed to be its occupation?
What is with that appearance?
You're not one to talk, Sena...
Huh? Wait a sec...
What is this? I chose a blacksmith!
Now that you mention it, you do look a bit like a blacksmith.
You're wrong.
A blacksmith wears more refined clothes,
magically summons a sword, and elegantly dispatches their foes.
In what world do blacksmiths like that exist?
I messed up...
Now I have the least becoming appearance.
Stop complaining, Meat!
What is hell is that?
I picked "Rose Girl"...
The developer really made it fit with title...
But your special abilities, your magic defense... they're all pretty high.
Well, if I'm strong, then it's fine.
Are you pleased with that, Yozora?
Hmph. Whatever...
Bro, how is mine?
Well, you... look really strong.
Yukimura is a samurai, right?
Wait...
Sena, Yozora, and Yukimura are all melee characters...
Rika has ranged attacks.. what do I have?
Kodaka-senpai is useless.
I'm useless, huh?
By the way, we don't have a healing character, do we?
I am here!
Maria!
I see Maria-san chose a Sister,
a long-ranged healer.
I feel like I've seen this somewhere before...
God's disciple is always God's disciple!
It seems like everyone's here, so shall we start?
Everyone, we made it.
That's Valhalla Castle, where the demon king is.
The tutorial continues up until killing the Demon King in offline-mode.
You can kill the Demon King in the tutorial...
It's the Saga-Prefecture Demon King, after all...
Some spectres have appeared.
What is this Alien... it's so disgusting.
It looks like shit.
Eel Goby...
aren't those Eel Gobies!?
What is that? What are Eel Gobies?
It's a type of fish that lives in Kyuushuu's Ariake Sea.
I used to eat them when I lived in Kyuushuu.
You ate those?
As one would expect from Bro...
This is the smallest fish, Eel Goby soldiers.
They look like Aliens, so they used them.
How they look...
Well anyway, I'm going to beat them to death.
Wait! It's horrible if you treat them like monsters, just because they look scary!
The Eel Gobies didn't choose to be born this way.
I'm begging you, can't we leave these guys alone?
That's so sweet, Kodaka-senpai.
We got confused by our circumstances?
Onii-chan is such a good person.
Well, I guess they're like you.
Everyone...
Take this!
Eel guppies~!
Why? Why are you killing them?
Because they're gross.
I understand your feelings, but if we don't kill them we can't progress.
Their deaths will not be in vain.
With the experience points we get from killing them, we can stay alive.
Begone, evil spirit!
Warrior's compassion.
Why didn't they fight back?
It's an unfinished product, so it seems they weren't programmed to attack opponents.
Th-That's too sad!
Eel guppies... look scary... but they're delicious!
Looks like we've leveled up.
Bro, your skill has increased.
You learned a spell.
Even though I didn't fight, I got experience points?
It's because we're in a party.
There's a skill, now!
Lets see, what is it...
Spell is called "Believe in tomorrow".
"If you just have hope, then nothing will happen. In practice, if you don't do anything then nothing will change."
Lame...
After that, various Eel Goby monsters were slaughtered,
until finally we reached Valhalla Castle.
It's so big...
The Demon King is an Eel Goby too?
The model is overused.
What's with him suddenly attacking us?
It looks like his pre-fight talk isn't programmed yet.
He's tough!
Sena, are you all right?
Yeah, it doesn't hurt,
but I lost nearly half of my hit points.
That's right, it's at times like these that we need to heal. Maria!
Maria? What's wrong, Maria?
Senpai, wait a minute, please.
Oh, Maria-san is sleeping on the sofa.
What a useless little girl.
Really... But this makes the fight all the more interesting.
Meat, if I use my Rose Guard,
I can ward off one of his decapitating strikes.
Ignore his attack, and penetrate from the front.
Understood.
Blasting Hammer~!
Do it now, Yozora!
The wall graphics are pretty realistic too...
Yozora!
Sena-no-anego!
Yozora?
I just said that I could nullify his attack.
I never said I would.
You said "Ignore his attack and penetrate from the front".
Meaning "Hurry up, attack it, and die".
Hey, you...
Look what you did to me! Take this, and this... Huh?
Wait...
Rose Guard!
That's amazing, Yozora.
However, I can only use this once.
Yukimura, Rika! While I'm tanking him go around the side and attack!
Roger!
Acknowledged.
Rose—
Yozora?
Wh-What?
Hey, are you all right?
Meat...
Dumbass! Dumbass! I'd like it if you took me a bit more seriously from now on.
Don't tell me...
She really did that to Yozora's body...
To die in battle was always my dream.
This is badly balanced.
Yukimura! Rika!
I guess this is the end...
An-chan!
Maria!
You woke up?
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Use your magic...
How dare... you bastard!
Injuring my dear companion... That was a stupid move.
Hey... your healing magic...
I am the great...
You...
don't tell me...
Maria...
K-Kobato?
This girl said that she was going to save you, Kodaka.
My other half...
you're always here so late, so I was wondering what it is that you do.
To see that you're just playing childish games like this...
What is this Iris-ish girl?
Kodaka, you know her?
Little sister.
She's my little sister, Hasegawa Kobato.
There's no way your little sister can be this cute!
It's true!
But Kobato, what are you doing, coming here?
The one with familial ties to me has lately been neglecting his services.
I came to observe the worthless human that spends all his time playing.
In other words, you didn't like how Kodaka-senpai was putting the club before you,
so you came to see the situation yourself?
N-No, that's not it...
Oh no, this girl has a brother complex?
What should I do? This girl looks like Rikka-chan from "Mofu? Mofu!". So cute!
Don't compare it to a game. It's disgusting.
Certainly, I've been coming home late...
I know! What if I make Tonkatsu Ramen every Sunday?
Tonkatsu Ramen? Every week!?
Are you going to put a lot of garlic in it?
I can do that.
Hooray!
Well, on a vacation day I can make something that takes a bit more time.
And make lunch too.
Lunch...
Onii-chan!
Onii-chan, did you defeat the Demon King? I'm glad you're okay.
Maria, are you still half asleep?
Half asleep?
Oh, the game is over already?
I'm sorry, Onii-chan. I was going to protect you...
Idiot~! Idiot, Idiot, Idiot, Idiot~!
Who's an idiot?! The way you're saying "idiot" is idiotic.
Shut up, idiot!
What is wrong with you?
Kobato, my little sister.
This is Onii-chan's little sister?
You're still saying Onii-chan!
I-I'm not his little sister or anything.
Eh? She's not your little sister?
She's my little sister.
She seems like a little sister.
I'm the one that exists for 10,000 years — a blood relative of the night.
The long-standing dispute with you church dogs is about to unfold.
I am the being that has made humans fear the word "Vampire".
Vampire? I've heard of them. They're scary!
Why is there a vampire here?
To keep my other half that shares my blood from you, God's poisonous underling.
Perhaps joining this club might not be a bad idea.
You're still in Middle School, aren't you?
There's no regulation saying that a middle schooler can't join the club.
Well, if its your little sister then I guess there's no problem.
I don't have any reason to refuse her.
It doesn't seem like she has any friends, anyway.
The darkness of the night is my only companion.
Of course you don't have any friends...
Why are you letting a vampire join the club?
I'm against it.
You bastard, don't lay a hand on my family!
What? Onii-chan is the apostle that made me lunch!
You should die! In the name of God, I shall judge you!
Yield before the power of the darkness, you bastard!
For the first time, I will shake this classroom with my powers of darkness...
Hasegawa Germ Touch!
No! Return Touch! Cross Barrier!
Yeah, that's useless.
Germ...?
Touch...?
Stop with the Hasegawa Germ Touch...
You... piece of shit! Piece of shit rascal!
Shall we clean up?
In the end, that was a meaningless game...
If you had backed me up, we would have the Demon King down by now.
We never needed you.
What did you say?
You're just a fanatic with no real talent...
This fight never changes either...
How should I put it... those two should never play games together.
Is that so?
Rika had fun.
It's the first time I've ever played a game with everyone,
but it was really fun.
Yozora-senpai, that scream you made before was very cute.
I'm hooked!
D-Don't say it's cute!
Rose~
You bastard... Meat...
Someday I'll return this a thousandfold!
An-chan is my An-chan.
Ah na mo nai souzou risou no genjitsu touhi
Ah, it may just be an insignificant idealistic illusion to escape reality.
imasara docchi datte ii kedo tomodachi-zukuri
That doesn't really matter anymore; but I hope to make friends.
hitori sabishii yatsu dato sagesumu shisen ga ki ni narunda
I'm bothered by the mocking glares thinking that I'm a loner.
uwattsura dake atsumattara sorede ii to omotteiru uchi ni
Just when I was thinking I'll be satisfied once I built up a facade,
are yo are yo to toujou suru hatenkouna yatsura ni
you know, these daring people appear and
my best midasarete yuku atama kuru kyoku ni hibiku hibiku
My best, this disturbing melody starts to conquer my head. It's resounding, resounding.
watashi no mune hisoka ni yosete yuujyufudan-gimi de
Being on the indecisive-side, I bury this feeling deep inside.
my heart tsutae rarenai zan'nen na no wa watashina no ka
I can't get my feelings across! Am I the unfortunate one here?
moya moya o kakiwake tsuke
I'll push my way though the sad feelings!
okizari ni sareta otomegokoro
My maiden heart that was abandoned
ano hi kara kuyande iru
has been sorrowful ever since that day.
hayaku mitsukedashite maigo no kokoro
Hurry and find my lost heart.
You damned vampire... Take this!
I possess power that far surpasses that of a normal vampire.
Something like that will have not effect on me.
That's not fair!
Fine, it's effective! Stop acting like a child!
I'm not a child! I'm a respectable adult.
I have plenty of adult knowledge, too.
Adult knowledge, you say?
Like se—
Next time!
Next time:
Karaoke Box
Many
Customers!
(ﾟДﾟ)
Doesn't Have
Karaoke Box Doesn't Have Many Customers!
With a boy you like, you go on the futon and count the stains on the ceiling.
That's se—
Disappear! God's disciple!